Wednesday, April 26, 2017

:Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Heat Nor Jack Hammer Stays These Couriers From the Swift Completion of Their Appointed Rounds.

Time: 8:00 AM 
Location: 16th Street, Brooklyn NY 11215-5607

Filming a commercial for United States Postal Service in the pouring rain while neighbor's contractor is opening the street with a jack hammer in order to replace water main...Successfully completed.

Now if I could only get my packages delivered without having to go down to the 9th Street post office that would be better than a slice of heaven.

South Slope 7th Avenue Glacial Erratic...Is it a Bear or a Dog?

Contrary to current political beliefs, there was a time in history when snowflakes wielded immense power to shape the Earth's crust, scouring the world's surfaces and literally moving mountains from their path.  For a long time favorable temperatures existed allowing these snowflakes to pile up to levels that dwarfed all of existence even forcing sabertooth tigers and wooly mammoths to forget natural animosities and band together to escape the oncoming destruction in search of a more tepid paradise.   
These accumulated snowflakes were compressed into sheets of ice miles thick and immensely heavy that eventually, with the help of gravity, began to inch downhill pulled to the center of our universe, my backyard, Park Slope... South.  As this great ice shelf moved forward it plucked boulders from upstate bedrock and transported them piggyback style until there came a time when they didn't and then they dropped them.  These traveling boulders are known affectionally among rock nerds as "Erratics".

This rolling stone surfaced during a recent excavation to repair/replace a section of sewer line under Seventh Avenue.  Glacial erratics of coarse are found throughout the 5 Boroughs of NYC.   Brooklyn's entire topography is essentially a vast tailings pile of eroded mineral debris left behind by retreating deadbeat ice flows.  It's we just don't think about 'big rock' until the entire city block's discharged fecal matter starts backing up into our basements due to  collapsed geriatric sewer lines and then the blacktop has to be opened and really dirty stuff and nature.
Eighteen thousand years ago when New York State's Laurentide Ice Sheet began to stop flowing, resting, then began receding, it dropped what is essentially a Long Island's load worth of degraded rock, sand, and clay behind, "Till, they call it. Glacial till!" 

Erratics throughout time have been given prominent positions in our society, often indeed named and given spiritual powers.  For a nicely arranged collection of erratics, one has only to travel as far as Prospect Park and visit Rock Arch and Boulder Bridge.  A secluded part of The Ravine's waterway where one can sit alone, hopefully unsolicited, for  awhile beside Ambergill Falls and ponder just how far, like a glacial erratic, you have traveled in your  life's span before coming to rest in your current position amongst the geologic silt stratum that is NYC.

So is it a bear or is it a dog?

Wednesday, February 08, 2017

564 19th Street: Stop Work Order in Progress

Henry Radusky of Bricolage Designs is the architect of record for this future three story 10 unit residential building on 19th Street adjacent to the Prospect Expressway. The R5 zoned lot is 60 feet wide and plans call for 7 off street parking spaces.  A full Stop Work Order was served for failure to monitor the site during foundation excavation.  The DOB is ordering the excavation to be backfilled and guard rails to be installed as part of that order.   

Typical Bricolaged Designs featuring an assortment of masonry stylings and a unabashed use of the balcony.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Garage Envy Tour: Windsor Terrace

In most parts of the civilized suburban world repeatedly driving around in circles, up and down blocks, back and forth through a neighborhood's streets might cause alarm, but not here in the South Slope/Windsor Terrace borderlands.  It's a tradition. A right of passage. On Alternate-Side-of-the-Street street cleaning days I often find myself lusting after the many privately owned garages that can be found scattered about.  Possessing a certain styled negligence, a joie de vivre, no two are exactly alike.  They often have nothing architecturally in common with the homes they belong to.  They exist as follies in the best sense of the word.
In the future as people stop learning to drive their own cars and self-driving robotic cars take over and populate the roads, will there be an algorithm driven GPS App able to predetermine the probability that a parking space will exist when you arrive home late on a Sunday evening and need to unload the wife, kids, dogs, and suitcases?  How will your robocar negotiate the endless parking rules one needs to break in order to survive as a NYC auto owner? Double parking during aforementioned street cleaning days for instance...
 History will recall how the Great Parking Robot Wars began on a Monday morning between the hours of 11:30am and 1:00pm.

A fine example of a Terrace Triptych

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Fire Sale: 335 18th Street

                           FIRE SOLD

In August of 2013 a two alarm fire left 335 18th Street in Greenwood Heights, a six family building, uninhabitable.  The building was put up for sale and sold for $2,175,000.  Reconstruction includes the total removal of the front brick facade now shrouded in black safety mesh.  333 18th Street, the neighboring building where the fire reportedly originated, is also in the midst of a gut renovation.