Remote Control Boom Box

That box resting in his lap is the remote control that operates the boom crane on the concrete pumper truck parked outside the lot on 15th Street. They are pouring forms along the western wall today.

Moving right along.

The bottom photo shows the rear and side facade of 1504 8th Avenue in its current glory. The entire rear wall and half of the side wall have been removed, brick by brick, and the building sealed up with plywood and Tyvek House Wrap until everything is settled.

Spitzer Vetos A.7800. Brennan's reaction.

Statement of Assemblymember Jim Brennan,
on the veto of A.7800

A bill that would mandate that the New York City Department of Buildings re-inspect and seek correction of hazardous violations of the building code every sixty days

AUG. 29, 2007

It is highly regrettable that Governor Spitzer chose to let the New York City Department of Buildings off the hook in relation to a change in the accountability of the Department for enforcing the building code of the City of New York. As a long-time law enforcement official, the Governor should be aware of the common knowledge of every New York City resident - that enforcement of the building code has gross shortcomings. The Deutsche Bank tragedy, with its two firefighter deaths, was a grim reminder of the woeful inadequacies of the enforcement of the building and fire codes.

The objections of the Mayor and the Department of Buildings were without merit. Although the City complained that Environmental Control Board proceedings frequently took many months longer than the 60-day re-inspection period of the bill for resolution of violations, that objection was irrelevant because the bill provided that if a party who had received a violation appeared before the Environmental Control Board, the mandatory re-inspection and correction provision would not apply to the Buildings Department. The bill targeted persons and properties that were ignoring violations.

The City objected that the bill was inconsistent with the new model building code, but that objection was also without merit. The new code eliminated the word “hazardous” from a new violation system, separating violations into “major” and “minor.” But the Brennan bill contained a provision that allowed the Buildings Commissioner to delete particular violations from the “hazardous” term, effectively allowing the separation between “major” and “minor” and providing a mechanism for a smooth transition to the new model code. The model code, however, contained no mandate for re-inspection and correction of “major” violations.

The City also objected that the bill would cost $4 million a year and create problems if the City needed to prioritize major problems. However, those objections were both trivial and inconsistent since, if the City funded the new enforcement structure, it would enabled the Department to maintain a focus on priorities. The reality is that $4 million a year is a trivial sum in the City’s $60 billion budget, especially when the City has a surplus of $3 billion in cash and prepaid several billion dollars in current year expenses, meaning its surpluses are likely to grow. In fact, the Department of Buildings budget should be at least $30 million a year larger to address the enormity of regulating construction and buildings.

Nonetheless, I am committed to addressing the issue of improving public safety in construction and development and will continue working with the Governor, the Mayor, my colleagues, and the public, to fashion legislation that will improve public safety in the enforcement of the building code. ###

Why is this not surprising? How does this not serve the public? Yes we all know of the recent DoB improvements to streamline the process of building buildings. But making the paperwork less of bureaucratic nightmare does not help those people on the other side of that 8' plywood construction fence when things start going sour. Sixty days is plenty time for minor to become major.

What ever happened to an ounce of prevention being worth a pound of cure? Where is the logic in waiting until a building crumbles before an inspector can be sent out to investigate an immanently perilous condition finally worthy of a major violation?

As all events in the world somehow relate to the Armory Plaza, if the DoB had been listening to the cries of the people from the start and taken the residents' pleas seriously instead of blowing them off countless times, maybe 8 families wouldn't have been put out into the street. Sure coming to the rescue during dire straights makes it seem like you're doing your job in a hero kind of way, but isn't it the idea to never have to reach that point of no return? That's why fire fighters spend a great deal of their off time teaching people how to prevent accidental fires from occurring in the first place. Believe me when I say that Brooklyn residents are burning mad. Maybe it's just having all that smoke constantly blown up their rear ends.

Regrettably, it's also true that just because a troubled building site gets more official DoB supervision doesn't necessarily mean that the public is any more safe.

Our thanks to Assemblymember Brennan for the effort. He has tirelessly worked for us through out this debacle of a housing boondoggle. -IMBY

Iron Work Update

Good morning Googling engineers. More photos of the iron being installed for the parking garage's sub cellar floor/ceiling. Completion of this concrete slab was one of the crucial steps necessary to ensure the safety of the surrounding properties.
Assembling structural steel sometimes requires a good deal of persuasive force. Should be a noisy week as they try to push, pull and pry the steel members into place, align the holes and bolt them up.

It is official! 575 5th Avenue has been approved unanimously by the New York City Council and signed off on by the Mayor, so the Uniform Land Use Review Procedure (ULURP) is complete and 49 units of affordable, supportive housing for formerly homeless individuals and low-income community residents will be built at the corner of 5th Avenue and 16th Street in the South Slope in the near future.
It is time to say a HUGE thank you to everyone for your unwavering support during the entire ULURP process and to CELEBRATE!
We couldn’t have done it without you. Bring your appetite and your dancing shoes on Thursday, August 30th!

Mil Gracias a todos - Michelle


Come celebrate with / Celebra con
Fifth Avenue Committee
Come celebrate the approval of FAC’s affordable
supportive housing at 575 5th Avenue in South Park Slope,
Brooklyn, with a live band and refreshments!
Thursday, August 30, 2007, 6 – 8 pm
at the FAC Center Garden
621 DeGraw St. between 3rd & 4th Avenues

FREE ADMISSION
Please RSVP by Monday, August 27 to 718-237-2017 x 17

Commercial Overlays and The Silent Killer

*SPOILER WARNING*

For all our psychopathic readers out there who are either unable or unwilling to control their voyeuristic impulses or to delay gratification any longer, we are offering you an immediate satisfaction of your "needs" in revealing the LoCicero/Bricolage Armory Plaza drawings for the very first time today. Go ahead and scroll down the page and enjoy the renderings below. Otherwise, stop right here and wait another two years for the actual brick and mortar to appear.
At IMBY it's always your choice.





















The front facade (click on image to enlarge)
This week we will turn our attention away from the hole and towards taking a little peek at the architectural plans approved by the Brooklyn Department of Buildings for the construction of the Armory Plaza.
However, before we get into the sordid details, let's have a quick look at the overall front facade. Bricolage Designs Inc. is known for their generous use of F.A.R. encased within vast walls of monochromatic brick laid in a simple running bond pattern. Four stories at the street level then set back an additional story for five stories in total, not including various bulkheads. This particular LoCicero/Bricolage design shows much more ornamental restraint overall than their previous collaboration, that being 266 22nd Street. Gone are the decorative pink pre-cast concrete balustrades that crown 266... OK, enough said... let's move on.

We have highlighted two details. The first is of the main 15th Street front doorway. Again very restrained, understated in its modest dignity...



















The second detail is that of the all important street level garage door with curb cuts. Behind this garage door you will find a large elevator that will be the sole access point for automobiles entering and exiting what's being called by the architects as a cellar level "Ambulatory Medical Facility". This lift will also service the two additional sub-cellar levels of residential parking. (There are no ramps in this garage.)

We are going to assume this is, more or less, how residents and visitors will access the underground parking facility. That is when the lift is not broken or being serviced! Will past performance be an indicator and measure of future behavior? (View the elevator safety records for 266 22nd Street Here and Here.)
There may or may not be an attendant on duty. You will pull up to the garage door, probably push a button or operate some remote control and the door will open to reveal the lift. Most likely you will first pull into the lift and exit your car to activate some additional device that will close the door behind you and deliver your car to any one of the three underground parking levels.
If you are visiting the Ambulatory Methadone, I mean Medical Facility, in the cellar or, another possibility, just coming by to drop off your rabies-infected, decapitated raccoon head (frozen, and double bagged of coarse) for testing and evaluation, you may have to wait in a long line to get the security access code first from one of the neighborhood kids before entering. (We are just gossiping here now, but Methodist Hospital has been looking for a new Park Slope drive-through n' drop-off location for it's planned Infectious Diseases Laboratory for some time. The actual use has yet to be determined.)













About that Smoking Elephant in the Room...

So, the neighbors are getting a little concerned about where the carbon monoxide vents will eventually be placed for this three level parking facility. With all those cars coming, going, and more importantly, idling, it could potentially result in increases in carbon monoxide concentrations in the immediate vicinity of the vent. How does one evaluate potential future worst-case CO concentrations and what does that means to the health and well being of the residents of the Armory Plaza and its adjacent neighbors?

Carbon monoxide (CO) is a colorless, odorless gas that interferes with the delivery of oxygen throughout the body. At high concentrations it can cause unconsciousness and death. Lower concentrations can cause a range of symptoms from headaches, dizziness, weakness, nausea, confusion, and disorientation, to fatigue in healthy people and episodes of increased chest pain in people with chronic heart disease. The symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning are sometimes confused with the flu or food poisoning. Fetuses, infants, elderly people, and people with anemia or with a history of heart or respiratory disease can be especially sensitive to carbon monoxide exposure.

Let us go to The Plans... Hand me the 10' pole and the latex gloves.

So now we at IMBY find ourselves, again, in that uncomfortable position of reverse engineering that shit sandwich that is the Amory Plaza. (We at IMBY, for a small materials and supply fee of course, can also supply you, the residential home owner, with any code or zoning interpretation necessary to accommodate your every building wish. We are known for our ability to fit that square peg in the round hole. ) If we are indeed reading the plans correctly, the garage vent opening will be placed at ground level in the rear yard of the Armory Plaza. But doesn't that violate the setback required for new construction?
Riddle me this... So when is a rear yard technically not a rear yard anymore? How about when it falls within the city's 100' commercial zoning overlay. Apparently, new buildings in this part of residential Brooklyn (R6B) require a rear yard set back of 30 feet. This set back prohibits certain structures from being built in backyards.
However, although the Plaza is not specifically a corner building, it's located close enough to the corner that there is a 40' area of the Armory Plaza that also falls within 100' of 8th Avenue. Eighth Avenue is a wider street with some residential properties having commercial businesses on their ground floors. Doctors' offices, bodegas, small retail shops, for example, can be found along 8th Avenue especially in corner properties.

The Armory Plaza, apparently will use the 100 foot commercial overlay along 8th Avenue to bypass the 30 foot rear yard set back regulations, allowing for the placement of the parking garage's carbon monoxide vent in the now rear commercial area of the building, just 10 feet from the backyard gardens of 16th Street residents and the new building's ground floor sliding glass patio doors.
The vent ( the double rectangle thingy) shown to the right in this drawing will be approximately 7'2"x 3'8" x 10' tall. We ask is there no way to bring this vent up to the roof?


































Rear Facade (the white rectangle is the vent)


Definitions from the NYC Zoning Bible:

Yard
A yard is a required open area along the lot lines of a zoning lot which must be unobstructed from the lowest level to the sky, except for certain permitted obstructions. Yard regulations ensure light and air between structures. In our R6B zone a 30 foot set back is usually required in new construction.
Lot, Corner
A corner lot is either a zoning lot bounded entirely by streets or a zoning lot which adjoins the point of intersection of two or more streets. The only part of a zoning lot which can qualify as a corner lot is that part of the lot that is within 100 feet of the intersecting street lines.
is a zoning district in which
Overlay District
An overlay district is a district superimposed upon another district which supersedes, modifies or supplements the underlying regulations. Limited height districts and commercial overlay districts are examples of overlay districts.
Commercial Overlay
A commercial overlay is a C1 or C2 district usually mapped within residential neighborhoods to serve local retail needs and commercial uses are permitted.. Commercial overlay districts, designated by the letters C1-1 through C1-5 and C2-1 through C2-5, are shown on the zoning maps as a pattern superimposed on a residential district. Unless otherwise specified on the zoning maps, the depth of C1 overlay districts, measured from the nearest street, is 200 feet for C1-1 districts, 150 feet for C1-2 and C1-3 districts, and 100 feet for C1-4 and C1-5 districts. For C2 overlay districts, the depth of C2-1, C2-2 and C2-3 districts is 150 feet and 100 feet for C2-4 and C2-5 districts. When mapped on the long dimension of a block, commercial overlays extend to the midpoint of that block.

Additional Traffic
When the 8th Avenue Armory/Sports Facility finally gets up and running, we anticipate that 15th street will become a virtual parking lot as school buses pick-up and drop-off students. I believe there are plans to make the 15th Street side of the block-long Armory the main entrance to the sports facility. If this is the case, the new entrance will be a short shot puts throw from the garage door servicing the parking lot. Between people coming home from work, visiting the medical facility, or attending a sports event, that little piece of 15th St. is going to be worked mightily hard. Certainly Community Board 6, or what's left of it, will be interested in what's happening, literally across the street/border in Community Board 7, and the impact it will have on quality of life, but that's a whole 'nother story yet to unfold.
The Armory reconstruction is behind schedule and it seems they are now having trouble finding a way to manage this expensive facility and still allow neighborhood school children full access. Interested in running a sports facility? The Request for Proposals link.

Tomorrowland
Future generations of Brooklyn architects will look back and admire their predecessors not for their their brick and mortar design skills, but for their creative interpretation and manipulation of city planning, zoning, and building regulations. Sixteenth Street's children, like canaries in a coal mine, will have to play just a few feet from this vent unless plans are changed. Their parents have been assured by DOB inspectors that there is no way the vent could be placed in the backyard... safely. Judging by the approved plans, it looks like someone will have to go back to their drawing boards to correct this zoning oversight.


For much more information on the dangers of Carbon Monoxide, see the link below.
New York Carbon Monoxide Law

Concrete Float

They poured, screeded, floated and finished the parking garage cellar floor slab #2 today. Some shots of the crew using mechanical helicopter floats to finish the surface. Concrete finishing is all about timing. Proper timing seems to be achieved as one gains more and more experience. Things like the weather, temperature and wind speed can effect evaporation and setting time of the mix. A "concreter" has to be able to respond immediately to the changing variables and make corrections before it's too late. To think on ones feet as they say. The work is truly like brain surgery, where if you don't know what you're doing, there are plenty of things that can go wrong and there's no turning that clock back.

Avella Rounds up Posse.

Building Code Watch Groups Are Proposed

BY GRACE RAUH - Staff Reporter of the Sun
August 2, 2007


New York residents soon could be able to keep even closer tabs on construction projects around the city if a proposal to create a citizens watchdog program to report building code violations "wins support from" the Department of Buildings.

A City Council member of Queens, Tony Avella, said the city is in need of volunteers to report violations on construction sites to the department, much like a neighborhood watch program keeping an eye out for crime.

A spokeswoman for the department, Kate Lindquist, said the department looks forward to reviewing the proposal.

Mr. Avella said he envisions a city-wide program that would provide training for volunteers about what he says are common violations: illegal dumping, insufficient safety fencing around construction areas, and construction work taking place at night or early in the morning.

The volunteers and other residents would present violations they witness in an affidavit, which would carry the same weight as a violation witnessed by a city inspector.

"There are some things that even a layman can report," Mr. Avella said. "This would send a very strong message to the unscrupulous developers in this city."

In 2006, Mr. Avella said, he witnessed the illegal demolition of a building in Whitestone, Queens, and reported it to the Department of Buildings. He detailed the activity in an affidavit and the building owner was fined $2,000,

Handcuffs? Did someone say handcuffs?
Uniforms? Understandably, we're thinking chaps with matching vests... and maybe even brightly colored berets all carrying the IMBY Brands label, will be made available to all of our vigilant neighbors at a nominal fee. Who knows maybe IMBY's corporate offices will even sponsor a public lynching or two.

I get the feeling that signing an affidavit won't satisfy the local blood lust. For all your torch and pitchfork needs may we suggest outfitting yourself with Smith & Hawken's English Garden Border Fork . Its easy to grip ergonomic handle is made from sustainably harvested European ash wood. Their Mini Torchiere is currently on sale.

396/400 15th Street: The Rebuilding Continues.

After much confusion and delay, 396 15th Street gets its new cinder block wall, replacing the old brick wall damaged during the early excavation work next door at 400 15th Street. A newly poured concrete foundation provides a steady base. In front of this brick wall, you can see that work is also continuing simultaneously on the new foundation walls and basement slab of 400 15th Street.

Steel decking with rebar gets laid this week.

100'x 100' Sub cellar parking level with decking and re-bar installation over steel I-beam grid. Passenger elevator shaft has been left open. They will bring in a large crane to remove the forklift parked at the bottom. Next step will be to pour the concrete.

More Iron Work

Sunset Park High School November 2009?

When driving by you might mistake this construction site for just one more of the many generic luxury condominium developments being built up along the Fourth Avenue in Brooklyn these days. That is until you see the sign posted on the sidewalk shed that proudly proclaims yes, we're "Building better schools for the children of New York".

When a friend told me that they, The Department of Education and The New York School Construction Authority, had already started construction on the new Sunset Park High School I had to see it for myself. It's true. There is a big hole in the ground on Fourth Avenue between 34th and 35th Street. There are indeed workers building forms and pouring concrete. They have a nice big blue block-long plywood fence stretching nearly to Third Avenue and there is that colorful, eye catching sign, with a rendering of what the building will look like when it's finished.






The Architect is Hillier Architecture. The general contractor is The Leon D. DeMatteis Construction Corporation. (By the way Mr. DeMatteis, they spelled your name wrong on that DOE sign out front.)

So what's in store for the kids:
The facility is being built on an approximately 48,000 square foot site (Block 688, Lots 26 & 44) on Fourth Avenue between 34th and 35th Streets. The site adjoins the 1.13-acre John D’Emic Sr. Memorial Park, just off Third Avenue which is a City-owned playground operated by the New York City Department of Parks & Recreation. The school will contain approximately 191,000 gross square feet within a fully air-conditioned, five-story (plus cellar) structure. The new facility will contain general education classrooms; science demonstration rooms and laboratories; art and music rooms; a 550 seat auditorium; a 4000 square foot wireless technology library; a full competition gymnasium; a cafeteria and kitchen; and also a separate space for administrative and support offices. The proposed building would cover most of the site, and would maintain entrances off 34th St., 35th St., and 4th Avenue. SCA would petition the New York City Department of Transportation to reverse the traffic directions of 34th and 35th Streets in order to facilitate the safe drop-off and pick-up of students.

The Sun Never Sets on The Slope.
I don't really know that much about Sunset Park. It has beautiful sunsets. We Sixteenth Street residents share the same police precinct, the 72nd, and the same community board, good old no. 7. I know for a fact that Park Slope Brooklyn, being the center of the Known Universe, forever unfolding and expanding, has been gradually "pulling chunks off" the northern edge of Sunset Park for decades. So great is The Slope's gentrificational gravity field that entirely new neighborhoods have been created when any surrounding land mass even passes within Its reach. South South Slope/ Green Wood Heights/G Slope are considered by some to be the unholy bastard offspring of just such a collision. So with this continental drift theory in mind who is to say whether or not 34th and Fourth isn't already part of My Backyard Neighborhood.




God is in the details, and He giveth and taketh away, too!
When you think about it your stomach hurts. It truly is amazing how hard it is to get public works projects completed in New York City. Three decades in the making, Sunset Park finally gets its own neighborhood facility, all 1640 seats worth, approximately. What's behind this success story? This being Brooklyn, plenty. Bureaucracy? Yes! Corruption? You bet! Greed? Darn tootin! Official malfeasance? Of coarse! Sexual misconduct? Let's hope! So for those interested in the real story behind the story IMBY, like Fresh Direct, now offers you all the basic ingredients to concoct a story according to your own individual taste buds at the convenient click of ones mouse.

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REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING.

Concrete slab finished, steel grid installation begins.

The Bathtub

Now that the base slab is complete, hopefully the tangent piles will be secure. Finishing this aspect of the foundation's design without additional delays was a major concern of the Department of Buildings. They were worried that the site was vulnerable in it's bottomless condition, having lifted the stop work order and allowing additional weekend work for this reason.
The building's basement design calls for the fabrication of an extensive grid of steel I-beam boxes. How these many supports will work inside a parking garage remains to be seen. The more obstacles in the way the less usable space for parking cars. I suspect that they will work double duty keeping the bathtub's exterior walls in place over time as well as holding up two cellar floors of the parking garage and 5 more stories of building above ground.

























The brown rusty pipes running on diagonals through the grid are temporary bracing that will eventually be removed.

Live and let diorama.

- Detail from the Museum of Natural History.

I love a good diorama. Still life is in the details. A plastic fly placed strategically on an open eye lid, sipping the acrylic tears from some fallen hero. Nature Morte fills me with a sense of wonder rarely experienced in real life. Miniatured. Frozen in time.

"Come on, who doesn't like flocking? Pink asbestos laden artificial Christmas trees? All I need is my trusty reversible Shop-vac, a 1 gallon bucket of spray-on-type Vietnamese tennis shoe adhesive and a large plastic bag filled with pink asbestos flakes and it's Look out Christians".

-IMBY

It's been tough finding a school for our three year old son this Fall. I probably waited too long before starting the process and now everything is full up. Well, at least he's learned an important lesson on procrastination. Thankfully we just received our acceptance letter from Kanal Kidz Fine Finishes Day Academy, an auto body repair/child care facility. It's literally where "Montessori meets Monster Garage". Located in the fashionably up and coming G Slope, it's just below Second Avenue and steps from where the Gowanus Canal water eventually becomes part of the Atlantic Ocean.

The "ladies" at Kanal Kidz seem genuinely concerned about what's bestest for my three year old. We had originally applied to the Carrol Berkley School's pre-k program, $20,000!!!, but Miss Carrol just informed us that they intend to phase out their student smoking areas by 2010, so who knows what other student clubs and activities they intend to cut from their next budget at my child's expense.

That why we like Kanal Kidz. They didn't just charge us a $100 application fee like the other 17 schools, knowing full well they didn't have any more open spaces left. A popular scam amongst these institutions!

FAQ:
Yes, they do provide respirators for kids under two as required by law. Yes snack time is provided for in a well ventilated area.
Yes, they do have an outdoor play space. What little boy doesn't need His time to blow off a little steam? Brown Field trips, or as the polite ladies at Kanal Kidz like to refer to them as, "Fields of Color Trips", are just a gypsy cab ride away.
Yes, the $25 initiation/hazing fee includes all materials and supplies.
No, they don't have a pool. But yes, they do have a pool table and a swim team. Go figure.

With all the time I have been wasting interviewing various Park Slope preschool principles, there has been little free time left to work on my scale model Warcraft props, and thus my role playing has unfortunately suffered. As the Beaver would say "on account'ah".

I have been practically eaten out of house and hive by the dozen or so members of the IMBYBLOGSPOT.COM editorial/ role playing staff (Those bastards still live in my illegally converted cellar, rent free!) and the financial strain has starting to seriously cut into my mental fantasy life.























My Masterpiece, The Ruinous Entrance to the Underhive!

Two years worth of work! This particular table top apocalyptic urban landscape has been specifically designed, built, and painted all by myself for low-key skirmish battles. Basically toxic hand to hand combat stuff. The limited lines of sight allow for great sneak attack scenarios.. if you know what I mean.

IMBY on wood - "I use balsa wood, and... Masonite, for Gods sake!

IMBY on sand - "I use model railroad ballast."

IMBY on styrofoam- "Of course I don't ever recommend use of the white beady stuff you often find as packaging material, it just doesn't hold up. I suppose you could also use something else, as long as it can be shaped, painted and flocked."

I caught my nanny huffing Volatile Organic Compounds again. Three strikes and you're out, I always say. I don't need to shrink wrap my head in some dry cleaner bag filled with 3M Brand Spray Mount to escape reality. I have my dioramas. And this lovely Blog.

Subcellar #2 slab shots

Pictured below
Looking north and east. Surrounded by re bar, the square base of the passenger elevator is now visible in the foreground.



















Pictured below.
Looking north and west. In the far corner the base of the service elevator that will stop at all three levels of parking






















Scaffolding.
One slip and it's a looong way down to the bottom.

Dumpster Karma

Once upon a time, 15th Street between 7th and 8th Avenues was a long, dark, desolate place where you could clandestinely strip a stolen car or dump an illegal load or two of garbage in peace without fear of feeling the local constable's night stick on the back of your head.
Less than a decade ago you could still find on this mixed-use block of 15th Street an auto repair shop, a paper bag wholesaler, a few parking lots, and a commercial bakery specializing in traditional Mexican sugar frosted breads and buns. When these businesses closed for the evening and their gates came down, instantly there were plenty of dark deserted corners for shit to happen.

The Wheel of Life is missing its hubcap.

It certainly was an interesting process, watching an abandoned automobile decompose over time. You might not even notice it at first. A car parked a little up on the sidewalk, maybe even left facing in the wrong direction of traffic. One tire missing, axle propped up on a plastic milk crate or a cinder block salvaged from the big pile of contractor's debris dumped on the sly some time the night before.

However, a few days go by, and now it's hard not to notice the broken front windshield, drivers side door missing, and the hood left open with various wires hanging up and over the front fender. By the time a week has passed you begin to wonder what would actually be left behind, apparently of no resale value.
Picked clean, the carcass would accidentally catch fire, spontaneously combust, so to speak. In the days to follow the burnt out wreck would eventually reincarnate itself as a neighborhood dumpster for locals to pack full of any and all kinds of garbage. Finally, overfilled and bursting at the seams, a white number drawn with crayon on its only fender, the car would sit, and sit, until Sanitation eventually found some time to tow it away.








The Monster of Impermanence.

These days you don't see cars getting stripped any more in the South South Slope although plenty of them still seem to disappear on a regular basis. You don't see the blatant dumping of DIY construction debris either. That's why I was surprised the other day to see this contractor guy back his dusty blue Chevy van up against this empty dumpster parked on the street in front of the future site of the Armory Plaza and unload. The empty dumpster came from the fenced in site, having been moved just hours before in order to make way for the delivery of additional construction equipment. In no time his van was empty and the dumpster was full. He even took the time to sweep out the back. The more things change the more they stay the same.

Additional geotechnical engineering subsurface boring tests